It’s time to don the cap of Jerry Seinfeld and imagine Cannabis – the good, old, friend of mankind, like a ‘show about nothing.’ Let’s twist the everyday, normal, happenings into an amusing observation, the Seinfeld way.
Imagine walking into The Sanctuary, a leading cannabis dispensary in Folsom, CA. You’re not just walking into a dispensary, you’re walking into an epicenter of peace and tranquility, hand in hand with cannabis. It’s like the sanctuary George was always searching for, where no ‘shrinkage’ occurs. Pure, simple and unpredictably funny!
Remember the episode where Jerry and Elaine wait for a table at a Chinese restaurant and it seems like an eternity? Replace that with edibles. You’re waiting for the effects to kick in, looking at your watch, checking your phone, until – BOOM – You’re high as a kite wondering why the cat looks like a space alien.
Or how about the famous ‘no soup for you’ episode? Imagine the owner of a CBD Store in North Highlands, CA, dishing out CBD oils and edibles like the Soup Nazi dished out – well, soup. Only in this version, everyone gets their ‘soup’ because we’re all about spreading the love of cannabis!
Thinking of buying marijuana for medicinal purposes? You might just end up like Kramer, when he uses butter as a shaving cream. You think it’s ludicrous at first, but somehow, it weirdly works. Replace butter with cannabis, and you’re left thinking: “How does that work?” But hey, it does – just ask Kramer, or better yet, ask any of the satisfied patrons at our Marijuana dispensary near Roseville, CA.
The Sanctuary’s approach to cannabis is as homey as Jerry’s apartment, as bewilderingly remarkable as Kramer’s entrance and as normal as the constant squabbles between Elaine and George. It’s a tale of normalcy infused with humor, metaphorically of course.
The reality is, Cannabis, like Seinfeld, isn’t ‘about nothing.’ It’s about everything. The Sanctuary likes to imagine Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer wandering into their dispensary, and walking out with products that tickle their individual tastes, lifestyles, and well….funny bones.
Much like Seinfeld, the world of cannabis is an adventure built on real conversations, restored normalcy and a lighthearted, no judgment zone. It’s a slice of life that’s slowly but surely changing the landscape of healthcare and lifestyle choices. And while we like to have fun, much like a certain sitcom we all know, we take the responsibility to inform, enlighten and engage with our clients very seriously.
Finally, as Jerry Seinfeld would probably ask, “What’s the deal with cannabis?” Well, Jerry, it’s just another fabulous, free-flowing ride of life, and we’re all just buckled in enjoying the view!